Posted in Humour on Feb 14th, 2008 11 Comments »
A couple of days ago, when I was having my hair cut, a lady walked in. She was almost hysterical. She had been on holiday and had had her hair done while abroad. She whipped her bandana off and they had turned it green!
"How did the holiday go?" asked our host, David.
"Jayzus, don’t talk to [...]
Posted in Humour on Sep 10th, 2007 11 Comments »
Having terrified you all with my last post about the awful stuff to be found in cosmetics, I have hit on a great idea.
Grandad and I are going into production to provide you with eco-friendly products for hair skin and eye creams. All our produce will be 100% natural with no added ingredients whatsoever. [...]
Posted in Humour on Aug 1st, 2007 6 Comments »
The festivities were over.
It had been a beautiful wedding.
The last drunken auntie had been escorted off the premises. Elly was relieved.
After a relaxing Radox bath, she slipped into her slinky silk black nightie, and waited for her George.
George finished his ablutions, slipped into bed beside her and proceeded to do his Sudoku puzzle.
“George,” [...]
Posted in Humour on Apr 1st, 2007 7 Comments »
I had a terrible dream last night.
You - yes, all of you bloggers - were sat in a circle in a dark dank room in St Patrick’s Institution for the Bewildered. I was your therapist sitting in the centre and holding forth on the addictive nature of blogging.
Some of you were cured and back [...]
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