Comments on: Serena’s Secretions http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/ The memories of a fading mind Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:53:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Nick http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1095 Nick Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:52:22 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1095 Ha! I never believe any of these claims that product X is guaranteed all-natural, all-pure, additive & nasty-substance free etc. I mean, how can you be sure if it doesn't tell you all the secret ingredients? Or gives the ingredients fancy names you've never heard of so you don't know they're actually plutonium? Natural Serena, my eyeballs. She's just airbrushed and Photoshopped like all the rest. She's really a 93 year old granny from Scunthorpe. Ha! I never believe any of these claims that product X is guaranteed all-natural, all-pure, additive & nasty-substance free etc. I mean, how can you be sure if it doesn’t tell you all the secret ingredients? Or gives the ingredients fancy names you’ve never heard of so you don’t know they’re actually plutonium? Natural Serena, my eyeballs. She’s just airbrushed and Photoshopped like all the rest. She’s really a 93 year old granny from Scunthorpe.

]]> By: Brianf http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1076 Brianf Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:48:52 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1076 Gina Gershon or I walk! I might consider Kiera Knightly or maybe Scarlette Johansson but hillery clinton the "I know better than you" neo-communist!?!? Puh-Leeze!! Gina Gershon or I walk! I might consider Kiera Knightly or maybe Scarlette Johansson but hillery clinton the “I know better than you” neo-communist!?!?
Puh-Leeze!!

]]> By: Granny http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1075 Granny Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:13:13 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1075 Chicken!!!! Chicken!!!!

]]> By: Brianf http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1074 Brianf Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:03:29 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1074 I quit! I quit!

]]> By: Granny http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1072 Granny Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:14:44 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1072 Brianf. The lady you mention would lower the tone. I have already assigned you Hillary Clinton who is over on a fund raising tour. She is a dear old pal of mine, and she cried until I gave her the job. K8. We weren't exactly aiming at your end of the market. The House of Fraser isn't exactly in your league. Brianf. The lady you mention would lower the tone. I have already assigned you Hillary Clinton who is over on a fund raising tour. She is a dear old pal of mine, and she cried until I gave her the job.

K8. We weren’t exactly aiming at your end of the market. The House of Fraser isn’t exactly in your league.

]]> By: K8 the Gr8 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1071 K8 the Gr8 Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:28:05 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1071 D'you get this idea from Nip/Tuck?! So it IS true... Do us a favour and put YR sauce in your tea like in Intermission and tell us if that's true too? Just don't expect me to buy any of your products cos that would just be WRONG. D’you get this idea from Nip/Tuck?!

So it IS true…

Do us a favour and put YR sauce in your tea like in Intermission and tell us if that’s true too?

Just don’t expect me to buy any of your products cos that would just be WRONG.

]]> By: Brianf http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1068 Brianf Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:13:20 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1068 Do I get to choose my, "Female Production Assistant"? If so, I want Gina Gershon. Then, I'm in! Do I get to choose my, “Female Production Assistant”? If so, I want Gina Gershon. Then, I’m in!

]]> By: Granny http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1067 Granny Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:52:14 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1067 When I'm famous like Esther Lauder, you'll be sorry. When I’m famous like Esther Lauder, you’ll be sorry.

]]> By: Flirty http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1066 Flirty Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:48:36 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1066 I am extremely worried - will stick will cancer and low sperm count options. I am extremely worried - will stick will cancer and low sperm count options.

]]> By: Granny http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1065 Granny Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:59:14 +0000 http://www.grannylosttheplot.com/2007/09/10/serenas-secretions/#comment-1065 We are adding Lavender and St John's Wort fresh from the garden, and trampled by the local natives in a wine vat we brought back from France. Thus this cream will also double up as an antidepressant. We'll send you a pint for Christmas. We are adding Lavender and St John’s Wort fresh from the garden, and trampled by the local natives in a wine vat we brought back from France.

Thus this cream will also double up as an antidepressant.

We’ll send you a pint for Christmas.

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