Goodness is its own reward
Jul 13th, 2007 by Granny
All young men are portrayed by the media in a bad light.
I was stood by the Hole-in-the-wall machine in town yesterday, totally flustered and bewildered with this technology phenomena.
A young man stopped and offered to help. He was a lovely boy with a gansey that had a hood. Very sensible in this weather! I gave him my card and whispered my secret number in his ear. He completed the transaction.

Then he offered to clean my card for me, which was very nice of him. He had a little gadget in his pocket which he said cleaned the little black strip thing.

He was painfully shy and kept his head down, so I couldn’t see his face. He dissappeared into the crowd before I could thank him.
Such a nice lad.
I wish I could repay him somehow.
I hope you were using Grandads card
Why?
Cause the young lad would then spend his money and not yours
There you go… Suspicious mind! The poor boy was just helping me.
Grannymar - I’m really surprised at your lack of faith in modern youth. Herself always gets confused with those machines, and I think it was nice of the lad to help her so kindly.
Oh yeah, that was my ‘friend’. If anyone rings you about ’suspicious activity’ in the near future, that’ll be the conspirators talking about UFOs again. Just hang up straight away.
I’ll buy you something shiny for your effort.
What a nice young lad - shame more of them can’t be that way…
Did he dance a jig outside the ATM? Could have been that Daz fellow?
Did I not mention the sunglasses? It turns out that my young man was none other than Bono.
He credited my account with €50,000 yesterday.
Such a nice young man!