[...] Herself has taken the plunge. She has done her first podcast! So nip over and leave her a message. Don’t encourage her too much as she’ll get big headed. And I’ll have to spend all my time editing tapes and cutting and splicing. She is a bit of a perfectionist and that podcast only took 63 takes and 8 hours of editing. I didn’t get any sleep last night. [...]
Haha well done Granny I lost my podcast virginity a couple of weeks ago on a mate’s podcast as a guest, it was nervewracking but he edited me beautifully and apparently I sounded like Sambuca (go figure).
Just imagine your audience naked and the nerves will dissolve. (ah slight problem . . .you don’t know what half of them look like).
I hate washing my lettuce. It makes it go all soggy. Is it really such a bad thing to eat flies and tiny caterpillars? I mean, there has to be SOME nutrition in them? People think I am a scumbag when I leave the bugs in. I don’t understand.
Flies and caterpillars are very good for you. But slugs are best. They are an excellent source of Vitamin D. This is the vitamin we get in sunshine, so in this weather it is essential that everyone eats a whole load of slugs. Especially children, and people with low immune systems.
Earwigs and greenfly are very good for genital warts.
It is really essential that the lettuce is not washed.
Dear Agony Granny, I think I have a problem…
Well done with the Podcast. The first one is always the most difficult.
Send Grandad to the village for a long stand and record away to your heart’s content.
[...] Herself has taken the plunge. She has done her first podcast! So nip over and leave her a message. Don’t encourage her too much as she’ll get big headed. And I’ll have to spend all my time editing tapes and cutting and splicing. She is a bit of a perfectionist and that podcast only took 63 takes and 8 hours of editing. I didn’t get any sleep last night. [...]
Haha well done Granny I lost my podcast virginity a couple of weeks ago on a mate’s podcast as a guest, it was nervewracking but he edited me beautifully and apparently I sounded like Sambuca (go figure).
Just imagine your audience naked and the nerves will dissolve. (ah slight problem . . .you don’t know what half of them look like).
Thanks Grannymar and Baino.
It’s a bit like having a C-section. I didn’t repeat that act. I’d need to think twice about repeating a podcast.
Oprah Winfrey needn’t worry…
No don’t think about it just go ahead and do it.
Rome was not built in a day!
I got pushed in at the deep end and floundered before finding my sealegs.
Ahhhh! Ta Grannymar. I’m glad somebody believes in me
Granny, you have a beautiful speaking voice. I enjoyed your story, while drinking a cup of Earl Grey.
Please, tell us more.
Thank you, Jefferson.
There will be a cup of Earl Grey waiting for you in our mountain cottage, should you ever come this way.
Next time I promise to not be so long winded and not to piss-pronounce my worms.
I have a question for Agony Anti:
I hate washing my lettuce. It makes it go all soggy. Is it really such a bad thing to eat flies and tiny caterpillars? I mean, there has to be SOME nutrition in them? People think I am a scumbag when I leave the bugs in. I don’t understand.
Please help?
Dear K8,
You are not a scumbag. You are very sensible.
Flies and caterpillars are very good for you. But slugs are best. They are an excellent source of Vitamin D. This is the vitamin we get in sunshine, so in this weather it is essential that everyone eats a whole load of slugs. Especially children, and people with low immune systems.
Earwigs and greenfly are very good for genital warts.
It is really essential that the lettuce is not washed.
I hope this reassures you,
Agony Anti