Posted in Competition on Jul 31st, 2007 22 Comments »
I’m running a competition.
The prize for the winning entry will make the recent lotto win pale into comparison.
I want you to write to me and in less than 500 words, tell me who you would least like to have as a Mother-in-Law, and why.
For instance, my nightmare would be Kim and Aggie from the programme [...]
Posted in Adventures on Jul 26th, 2007 5 Comments »
I’m pleased to announce that the driving lessons are going well.
In fact somebody in the village complimented me only yesterday.
They left a note on the windscreen.
It said “Parking Fine”.
That’s nice.
Posted in Me myself and mine on Jul 18th, 2007 17 Comments »
That bloody Animal.
I could have sworn that the sitting room carpet was a brownish colour. After a run over with The Animal, up came a lovely pale green colour. It really does do the job on dog hairs.
My bone of contention is that although the diagram shows three options height’s wise - One [...]
Posted in Adventures on Jul 13th, 2007 9 Comments »
All young men are portrayed by the media in a bad light.
I was stood by the Hole-in-the-wall machine in town yesterday, totally flustered and bewildered with this technology phenomena.
A young man stopped and offered to help. He was a lovely boy with a gansey that had a hood. Very sensible in this weather! [...]
Posted in Me myself and mine on Jul 12th, 2007 9 Comments »
I am turning sixty.
I’ve got pains even where I don’t have windows.
Yet I don’t know what money laundering is about.
Would it be like when I’ve put on awash and dry cycle, packed full, and I’m sorting the laundry and I find a 20 Euro note [or, if I'm lucky, a 50 Euro note] in Grandad’s [...]
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