Granny Lost The Plot

Granny is knackered today.
Among other age related ailments, I have, as Bertie would say, “done me back in”. Lifting briquettes without bending the knees is not to be advised.
I feel like the ancient teddy bear you might see on the Antiques Roadshow - the bald patches, missing an eye, one arm dismembered at one [...]

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It was last Christmas I was christened.
First of all, you have to imagine our family. Just think of the Royle Family (no, not the Royal Family) - the one with Jim and Barbara and the one with the fat arse and Baby Dave. That’s us.
Last Christmas, the eldest daughter - no, the only [...]

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